I realize that this post is supposed to be tongue-in-cheek satire, but there comes a point when satire just isn't funny anymore. It's just sad.

I am not going to give this site the benefit of my views.

EDIT: Feel free to downvote me if you don't like my comment, but that's not likely to change my opinion.

If you do want to try to change my opinion, then an actual conversation would be a better choice.