I Want to Apologize for How This Tragedy Has Hurt Our Stock Price
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Satire is a poor choise of dialogue for this because it completely ignores the rest of this context. Going on for several paragraphs just makes this obnoxious.
I am not going to give this site the benefit of my views.
EDIT: Feel free to downvote me if you don't like my comment, but that's not likely to change my opinion.
If you do want to try to change my opinion, then an actual conversation would be a better choice.
I didn't actually visit the site.