What constitutes the "simplest possible blockchain" depends on what definition of the word blockchain you use. I don't see why that is particularly difficult to understand.
> because you don't think there's a specific single characteristic of a "blockchain", but there actually is.
I'm not sure what this is supposed to mean. The defining characteristic of a blockchain is a Sybil tolerant distributed consensus algorithm. At least that is the definition I (along with most people) use.
> https://medium.com/@lhartikk/a-blockchain-in-200-lines-of-co....
I'm not sure why you bothered to reference this. You have already established that there is one person who agrees with you. It isn't particularly relevant.
> Regarding Merkle: Even the Wikipedia page on "blockchain" explains the Merkle connection and it's precisely what I said, and the Merkle Wiki page says: "Hash trees are a generalization of hash lists and hash chains.", which was also my point.
The Merkle connection is that each block in the blockchain contains a Merkle Tree. That is not what you said at all. Also, if you clicked on the link for hash list or hash chain, you would see they are both very different from the linked list structure used in a blockchain. A hash chain is the repeated application of a hash function to a piece of data [0]. A hash list is a list of hashes, which is again hashed [1].