And I met mine, while she needed help trying to copy paste in emacs.
IDE users, you're doomed to stay single!
And to this very day, little Johnny, I thank the heavens that the sysop hadn't put CUA-mode into the /etc/skel/.emacs/init.el.
I love both of the above stories. Mine is not quite as good. My wife was assigned to test my code (Microsoft's CodeView debugger ported to other processors), and one of the reasons she married me was that it didn't introduce new bugs.
Fine by me, that's more time I can spend not having to read manuals to use a text editor. :^)