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I wouldn't, I don't even consider the U.S. for vacations because the only way in is through TSA country.

If I want to have my balls fondled by men in uniforms I can just go to Craigslist. At least then I'll have a safeword.

They don't fondle your balls... they take a picture of them through your clothes, that they "promise" will disappear in time.

Man, I really miss the 80's right now.

They do, though. They make the body scan and if you jeans with a suspicious 'steel' trouser button, or if they're made of thicker material than is most popular (so basically Levi's 501), you get the patdown, first your waist and then your inner thighs all the way up to your balls.

Literally 1/2 times I've flown I've had my balls touched. I wish I was kidding.

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