Some people identify as "attack helicopter".
> I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above
If you manage to find two people who do, congratulations on being "technically" correct.
I think it's not as funny as the Navy Seal meme, though!