> and sell it to schlubby dads too indebted to buy a midlife crisis car and too unattractive to have an affair.

Whilst that was amusing in a bitchy kind of way, it rather meant I stopped listening to anything said after that point.

We're not dealing with a someone capable of great insight - or at least we're not dealing with someone who values insight over snark.

EDIT - I read it to the end and I'm slightly more forgiving. I came to understand the intent a bit more. I initially came to it expecting something less literary/stand up comedy and took it in the wrong context.