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I can't wait until I hear about a Young Adult novel with this as a primary plot device. I will know where the idea came from.

If I make the protagonist a vampire I'll probably get a movie deal.

Oh, or the romance novel in which an otherwise toxic human being impresses a potential partner by managing to outbid everyone else for a 1-bedroom in a decent neighborhood!

Defenistration as a service comes next obviously.

DAAS is the business model of Apple and Redhat.

But they don't toss things out of windows, they toss Windows out of things

Apartment as Thunderdome? "Two tenants enter, one tenant stays!"