And in drag racing, we should put top fuel dragsters up against streetable Honda Civics and get rid of brackets because equality. No age groups at Boston, or any other race. Let the old guys past their prime line up with the college kids.

My suspicion is that you've never raced anything in your life, be it cars, cockroaches, or your own two legs. Which is fine, not everyone need fall into the money pit that is racing in most of its forms. But I would suggest sticking to pontificating about things you know.