They should buy Uber and Tesla. Both are in markets that shouldn't trigger antitrust concerns. Apple has a patent portfolio that would make the waymo lawsuit go away. Apple would get revenge on google for dicking it over with android vs the iPhone. It would acquire visionary leadership (Musk and Holden) and pragmatic/effective gets things done leadership (Kalanick). Musk+Kalanick = Steve Jobs. These two acquisitions would give them the car manufacturing, self driving car talent, and the market in ridesharing. SpaceX also makes sense since they have plans to put 4000+ satellites up which would erode the only other advantage Google has, which it it's network.