But look at the opening photo folks.
We're being asked to give the younger generation later start times because they're going to stay out partying no matter what during school, and we better compensate for this.
What a pathetic state of affairs. Higher education is not meant to be 4 years of partying. Or if it is, let me know which schools are selling this vision, so as an employer I can more carefully filter people's 'educational' experience.