Some people want to know what you're saying with minimal extras added in, saying it should fit on a floppy is a way of pointing to this notion.

Alluding to someone being ridiculous because 'floppy disk' isn't very generous to the other person, which is to say you seemed to be missing the point: your site could be more simple and weigh less making it better in the eyes of many on this site.

Yes. As in, 1.44 megabytes. For a four-paragraph article.

Yes. Chrome web tools say the page takes 1.7 Mb to load (disabled cache and ad block for a clear measurement).

You are committed to this character. Kudos, I guess.