So I made my own, and fixed the bug: http://bit-booster.com/best.html
And then I realized I needed a rebase button on the pull-request screen... and so it continues to evolve.
Here's the thing: I've always known I'm a good maintenance programmer. I've always preferred working on existing software instead of making new software from scratch. And writing add-ons for Bitbucket is basically just another form of maintenance programming: reading Bitbucket's code, noticing its flaws and shortcomings, and fixing them.
Also, I love git, and I love going very deep into git (e.g., https://github.com/gsylvie/git-reverse.sh). So this is my dream job.
I've only made $7,000 USD after 1 year on this side project. But $1 of those dollars feels better than $10,000 from my day job.