We hear most terrorists ate with forks so all forks are now banned.

Also, we were shocked to discover that virtually ALL criminals rely on something called Oxygen to perform their work so this is now a controlled substance that will be heavily regulated.

We were then terrified to learn that after banning forks, terrorists were able to successfully eat with spoons or even their hands.

/s

Seriously, you cannot ban tools. Lawmakers have to approach this with a firm grounding in statistics (how LIKELY is a risk, relative to the magnitude of the measures to prevent it?). They also have to realize that some things are just necessary for society to function. Stop being paranoid.