Note to moderators: this is not a dup of the the other Cloud Functions post on the front page. The Firebase integration is an extended offering with additional features.
You guys have inundated us with emails, comments, and reposts before we've even had a chance to consider this properly. That slows us down—I can't think when I'm not breathing!
Sorry!
It's ok, it just takes a few minutes to actually look at the articles and figure out what's fair.