I just realized the genius of the name "Alphabet".
By investing in this company you are "betting" that they will be able to generate "alpha" ( in the financial sense )
By investing in this company you are "betting" that they will be able to generate "alpha" ( in the financial sense )
We also like that it means alpha-bet (Alpha is investment return above benchmark), which we strive for!
https://googleblog.blogspot.com/2015/08/google-alphabet.html
Now it just comes across as tacky.