The only thing sarcastic is the ripping a hole in space time continuum. Otherwise, it would be a tremendously amusing accomplishment if Wine could run the Windows Subsystem for Linux.

Pointless, yes. But so is the 2048 game.

There is flinux from wishstudio on Github for a fully-in-userspace layer that works in Windows 7, it's unmaintained now though

Isn't the license concern pretty major though? IIRC even in the current form Wine at the early age had been quite controversial, due to legal concerns. They consciously prevented those who have knowledge of Windows internals from contributing to it just to make sure it's a clean room implementation.

Some WSL components must run in supervisor mode, so a translation layer like Wine or WSL is not powerful enough to emulate it.