"Ok. Please press the Windows key"
"Ok (long pause)"
"Did you press it?"
"Yes"
"What happened?"
"Nothing happened"
"Try again."
"Ok... Nothing. Does it matter that I don't have a windows?"
"Oh you have Mac?"
"No, I have Ubuntu"
"Ok, what version?"
"I don't know!? You're the computer person. Why don't you know?!"
The best part is that she was sitting on the couch the whole time.