free Thanksgiving lunch (where we have to listen to executives talk)
free Christmas lunch (where we have to listen to executives talk)
free Years of Service Lunch (where we have to listen to executives talk)
free Company Picnic (where we have to listen to executives talk)
free ice cream at I.T. All Hands Meetings (where we have to listen to the VP of I.T. talk)
free "Skip Over Your Boss" lunches with VP of I.T. where he gives the same answer to any question asked
free "Start, Stop, Continue" lunches with VP of I.T. where no suggestions are implemented
free "Value Stream Mapping" lunches where we plan big processes that will never be implemented
free "Operational Excellence" lunches where we plan little processes that will never be implemented
free breakfast at every layoff (where the VP of I.T. tries to explain why he laid off the best programmers)
free breakfast where Big 5 consultants explain what they will try to implement that can't possibly work
free week at Caribbean resort (but for executives only)