It's available in Chocolatey https://chocolatey.org/packages/chromium

> decent distros

Seeing you get downvoted for asking genuine questions to a technical community reminds me that I need to find a new one. Stack Overflow 2.0, here we come.

No question now what has happened to the faces of the pigs. The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again: but already it was impossible to say which was which.