I've seriously considered doing this before, but I would be bored out of my mind without any intellectual stimulation.
that's why you need alpacas
Still not safe.
Smash it with a hammer, microwave the HDD, melt everything in a pot, pay a man to dig a hole and hide it somewhere where you don't know it is, kill the man, move to mountains and raise alpacas. Then it's maybe safe. Unless they bugged the alpacas. Can't trust an animal that looks that cute.