Honest question: Can somebody explain to me why I would want to get this instead of a Raspberry Pi or a Beagle Bone?
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Release drivers, update images. That's all the Pi Foundation has done to ensure they're the best.
(Even though my home network is stuck in the dark ages and has a 100MBit switch only. I know GBE switches are dirt cheap, but this one has been with me for ~13 years now and has survived me losing consciousness and dropping my head on it, so I really want to find out how long it'll last.)