Very short-sightedly written. It sounds like the author just wants a language with a different philosophy, and instead of realizing this goes on to call the differences "obvious flaws in design" that aren't improved because of "Incompetence? Politics? Who knows." This is especially bad given that Python (in my opinion) has a very well thought-out and transparent change process, with PEPs that usually consider most alternative solutions to a problem brought up, and being held to a high standard in order for the BFDL to approve them.
Especially regarding some of the points near the end, it seems that the author just doesn't understand Python. Python doesn't have or want a strong typing system, and it mostly wants an imperative style keeping lines short.
> Well... what's worse, having a slightly goofy looking inline "def", or having a gimped language?
Why is it such a problem to move your closure to its own line and give it a name?