~This~ morning Joe rolled a dice, and it came up 1, so he hosted a board-game party.
During the party Joe hints that the die he rolls may be very large, but stops short of outright saying so.
Joe also refuses to say whether he rolls the die every morning, or if it was just this morning.
The interesting questions are:
How big is the die?
How often is it rolled?
Does Joe do anything at all if he rolls almost anything other than a 1, or does he just lie in bed?
If the very large die is only rolled once, and all non-1s are very boring, then it is remarkable that we're here.