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I am motivated by the desire to crush my enemies, to see them driven before me, and to hear the lamentations of their children?

Um, no. I don't think children works. Tossing out possibilities (that probably all suck):

Chattel property? Loved ones? Lovers? Spouses?

(But thanks! I never am sure how to hit the right conversational note on hn.)

"Lovers" can work. It's unassailable.

I don't like that it rhymes.