Last time I was in Amsterdam, a friend of mine related the experience he had last night. (Details changed a bit to protect the guilty.) After being out late drinking, he was refused service at several bars for being too drunk. Then, while stumbling around in the streets in search of a bar that would serve them, this craazy biker stopped and punched him in the face completely unprovoked. Then he biked away. Finally he found a bar that would let him in, and gave him sympathy for his bleeding face. Shortly thereafter the asshole bartender kicked him out for no good reason. He's doesn't remember getting home.

Now I wasn't there. But I do feel entitled to paint an alternate picture of what could have happened. After recovering from his hangover he recognized that my alternate picture of what happened was actually pretty reasonable.

Was I wrong to suggest this alternate picture?