Any language is superior to JavaScript.
If you absolutely must tell the world that you don't like JS, at least be interesting or actually list your reasons so there's something to discuss.
JavaScript, the core language, is OK. Sure, there are warts, like this, lack of a good module system, and weird type coercions.
Most of the bad rap JavaScript gets is because it lives in the browser, and the DOM, with all the cross browser issues that come with that. It's not all JavaScript's fault. In fact, most of it is definitely not JavaScript's fault.
You can still assign/use global variables in the browser, but like the parent says, this is the browser's fault - having to accept old and badly-written code for compatibility reasons.