And let's keep in mind in the real world, it's going to be at least 3 times bigger than that because it's not a sticky bar for ants after all. And it'll be rocking its best friend Mr Hamburger Menu, some social-tracking-sharing-buttons, and a banner ad for whatever was mis-classified from the background of the weighted average of the last 10 Facebook pictures you appeared in.
Just the text please! Viva le reader mode!