The entire purpose of a central bank is to do central planning of monetary policy, so I'may not sure what a federal reserve that doesn't do central planning even means.
> If they raised rates fully in 2011-2013 they would've been heros, now they've completely distorted the global economy because prices simply cannot reflect information about the economy when money itself so widely fluctuates.
It sounds like you want them to do central planning, but optimizing different variables (rather than managing inflation against full employment, it sounds like you want them optimizing the much less clearly measurable degree to which prices reflect information about the economy.)
I'm also not sure what "raise rates fully" is supposed to mean; there isn't a fixed ceiling on rates.
Further, I'd like to see some reason to believe that your preferred policy would actually have produced better results by any concrete measure.
> I'm not really making an argument for institutional changes, just that the people currently occupying the fed are benevolent morons.
Well, you are clearly saying that. Some kind of support for that claim would be nice before calling it an argument.