you use really strong language (even in your username) and since it's just 27 days old, perhaps could make another one.

with that said, I think if you suggested an alternative title (under your handle or a different one) that better reflects the contents of the article, the mods would be inclined to change it. They often do - and clickbait titles are explicitly against HN policy :)

so go ahead and make a suggested title change, under your current or a different HN name. thanks.