I don't get why he didn't consider orgies ... this is definitely for orgies, right? The drunk thing is a cover.
nice excuse for conservative visitors and whatnot, but not buying that for a second. now for the big orgy, this would have been perfect... :)
http://www.sfgate.com/homeandgarden/hotstuff/article/S-F-7-b...
Do the math.
We had a Euro King until we recently had to replace it. Buying sheets in Europe was no problem.