Sail across the Pacific! I mean it's incredibly slow but guilt free, if you buy a used boat.
Yes I know it's impractical advice but it's technically not wrong and hopefully also funny.
Yes I know it's impractical advice but it's technically not wrong and hopefully also funny.
-Lots of fun, at least for a little while
Cons:
-Perhaps increased possibility of not making it across
-Would have to quit your job(maybe file this one under 'pro' instead?)