Send your $99 to me. I'll pick a disease at random and you likely have a better, if not, as good a chance at getting it based on how they calculate risks. Today only, I'll do it for $9.
This is only upvote worthy if it's premise is true. For that, we need evidence.
For free, I'll tell you that you are fairly likely to get some kind of cancer.
> "What are your fees?" inquired Guyal cautiously. "I respond to three questions," stated the augur. "For twenty terces I phrase the answer in clear and actionable language; for ten I use the language of cant, which occasionally admits of ambiguity; for five, I speak a parable which you must interpret as you will; and for one terce, I babble in an unknown tongue."