I saw it!
A tiny, shiny speck under the microscope, and the thrill of seeing a form of matter which, it can be argued, has never existed anywhere in the universe. Ever.
https://science.nasa.gov/science-news/science-at-nasa/2011/0...
Not by Jove - inside Jove.
The aliens working undercover among us now are rolling their 7 photoreceptors at our anthropocentrism.