To cheer you up: The touchbar is actually kinda awesome if you can find someone with an ounce of creativity: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwC8SNvW8AQgeWN.png:large
Also, I guess these specs seem plausible. But that website is seriously insulting my senses. And I really don't care about the number of shading units, at least not in winter.