I thought it was great. 10,000 companies pay for my service today. 65 million people use my infrastructure today. Cisco bought the company for more than $650m. It continues to innovate on the decades old DNS in secure and useful ways.
So let me know what part is terrible.
NXDOMAIN. Kind of a thing, and important to protocols other than HTTP.
Ironically, those unrealistic expectations are probably a significant factor in the growth of data mining and resell; how else is a free-to-use website that doesn't have any ads (or whose users mostly block ads) going to get paid? You may say "not my problem", but it affects you when you leave the company no option but to resell data on the behaviors they observe from you.
Say, generating corporate communications seems like a promising direction for neural networks. A Markov chain comes close...