I really like the way Robert 'UncleBob' Martin put it:
"Every comment you write is a failure to express yourself well in code."
"We have to trim the last character because this third party library we're calling has a bug that doesn't handle null terminators"?
Or "we have to continue to support the old-style url for backwards compatibility reasons"
or "we're dropping down to assembly here because it's 100x as fast as the naive solution"
or even "This function ensures the returned string ends in a line return."