<!-- You can't know whether I'm exploiting a bias in the crappy JS -->
<!-- RNG to make my name first more often. Hah-hah. -->
document.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded", function(event) {
var names = ["Erin Ptacek", "Thomas Ptacek", "Jeremy Rauch"].
sort(function(x, y) { return 1 - Math.ceil(Math.random() * 100) % 3; });
for(var i = 0; i < 3; i++) {
document.getElementById("n_" + i).textContent = names[i];
}
});
It isn't scientific in the slightest, but I ran the function a hundred million times, and Erin seems to appear first about 60% of the time, in Google Chrome.Good luck with the company, I hope you can also beat the RNG that makes or breaks a startup :)