If you need Lisp, Python, or Ruby to increase your productivity to cut corners on web development times, perhaps that means you're not charging enough for your services.
Java or bust! Level the playing field.
Java or bust! Level the playing field.
I'd go so far as to suggest that the majority of the non-Apple tools that people are proposing to use instead of Objective-C will produce an inferior result, and that's why Apple is clamping down on them.
(BTW, love the kneejerk downvoting in this subthread, keep em coming.)