A "money bubble" caused by too many people wanting to keep assets in cash (rather than make investments) is deflationary. The apparent deflation is caused by the reduction in availability of credit. So the central banks are backfilling, like pumping air into a deflating balloon.
It's not arithmetically possible for everyone to hide from all risk forever. It's got to end up somewhere. Diversify, don't just hold one asset class.
They will literally mail cash to individual households or have cash giveaways before that happens. Or, more simply, they ask Congress to pass a law stating that all cash reserves over a certain amount are heavily taxed or confiscated entirely.
My suggestion:
10% notional gold
10% physical gold & silver
10% Bitcoin
40% equities
30% cash
My advice to you is 1) Diversify 2) Stop trying to outsmart the market.
These things are cyclical in nature and it can be difficult for individual players to 1) buy on the low end of the cycle and 2) sell on the high end.
It's right there in the comment:
> Fuck. First I got burned in stocks, then in real estate....