Things in which people consistently overrate their skills: Super Smash Brothers, Scalable Backend Systems, Microsoft Excel.
I don't understand, are you saying that the average person can't ride a bicycle?
/straight face
I've bought it because of everyone posting about how awesome it is and how their six year old sister is good at it and so on.
I've read all kinds of tips and tricks guides.
I still haven't found out how coming back from a fall off the platform works. I can hammer the key that the Nintendo leaflet and all the online guides say and nothing happens. Probably there is some other prerequisite to it. Or whatever.