Let me know when my iPhone (+) can turn off its ringer when I get to work, or when I can chat on IRC over ssh, or when I can share my location with my friends automatically. One app may have purple buttons or its own keyboard, but at least my phone can do something useful.
(+) Warning: literary device. I do not actually have an iPhone.
No multitasking on iPhone is a feature.
Try multitasking on a Nexus One or an Archos 5 Internet Tablet. It works brilliantly.
I've got an HTC Hero with 200-some megs of RAM. Open a couple apps, thing slows way down and gets choppy.
* Want a consistent interface? Shut the fuck up and write some code.*
This approach leads to the exact opposite of a consistent UI. Look at desktop Linux.
If you want your definition of consistent, you are going to have to write your own software.
Ever looked at the KDE desktop? It's much more consistent than both osx and windows.
Meanwhile, my iPhone does useful things in ways which are usable.
But seriously, we get it already. You hate the iPhone with the heat of a thousand supernovas, and don't seem to feel bound by much of anything -- logic, facts, basic civility -- in coming up with ways to express that hatred. Meanwhile, life goes on and the world doesn't end just because somebody liked something you didn't like.
This is in sharp contrast to the iPhone store where you hit this problem incredibly rarely. So it's obviously going to be a talking point.
P.S. “hyperbola”, huh? Thank you, made my day.