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Sounds like what you really need is engaging work in a nice environment. ;)

Correction: he needs engaging work in a nice environment for a company that's currently hiring. I like to call those companies 'the real tech unicorns'.

I don't think this would work since you need to make public the fact that you have such a bot. (I had a different idea for a bot but decided not to implement it for this reason; if this isn't a legit reason, I'd love to hear suggestions.)

Haha, already heard such idea a couple of times