Looking into LC I was led to Curry's Paradox, the natural language version being "If this sentence is true, then Germany borders China" which (again, I'm probably just an idiot) doesn't strike me as paradox material.
This isn't some random reverse snobbery rant, I'm all for digging deep and really understanding things (I do this all the time, probably more than most engineers). But I can't see the Emperor's clothes everyone seems to be admiring, and it isn't for lack of looking.