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Actually, 'you' is the second person plural in English. If you want a singular, you'll need to recover 'thou' from history's dumpster.

It was. Language evolves.

If you want to be different you could always try out the Aussie version.. 'youse'

Oh that's cool, I didn't know it was in use outside Scotland. I'd always pegged yous/youse as a Scots thing

In Ireland, a lot of people people use 'ye' as the second person plural. Mostly in areas outside of Dublin.

In Dublin, the slang variant is either 'yiz' or 'yous'

Yous or youse is the naive synthetic pluralisation of the singular you (in the analytical form both are you).