But, but, but... I live my life like that. I focus on the next action to achieve my goal.
The two examples remind me a bad TV shop advert starting with the black and white trash old way of doing things.
The problem with these articles is that they are often biased towards one side which is often FP, because impreative programming is not sexy.
I'm not saying that FP is bad or inferior :) It just has its places and I still have to read an article which clearly states good use cases for FP rather then selling it me as a religion.