I down-voted this entire thread. Not because I didn't chuckle, but because thid is exactly the low-quality reddit style conversation HN has been able to successfully avoid so far. The risk isn't the isolated comment, it's every thread becoming a gag.

No one told me I needed to be in shape for this. User error.

i tried it once too. The program crashed in the middle. I tried a restart, pressing the three nearest buttons for control alt delete, but that seemed to only make the situation worse.

For next steps, i conducted user testing on porn hub. They were unable to replicate the error.

You got off lucky. I gave it a shot and turns out I was missing a patch and ended up with a virus.

My own A/B testing revealed that sometimes fitting the thingy into the thingy does not go as seamlessly as desired. Suggest bigger apparatus more prominently displayed. Bright colors should be used to attract the eye. Labels with san serif fonts should be placed on key parts.