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What's your PayPal address?

Am I wrong?

Nope. That's me. :)

You're in ops? I could have sworn I've seen your name all over raven-js.

Funny, what is it about DevOps that either attracts or grows beards?

The lack of time to shave from continuously-deploying the code to make the alert dashboard stop blinking yellow.

It's a well known phenomenon called the "UNIX beard" [0]

[0] "The length, bushiness, and unkemptness of the Unix beard are all directly proportional to the owner's expertise." Source: urban dictionary

> The length of the beard is proportional to ops experience.

I know you're trying to be funny, but this statement excludes all people who can't grow long beards from being considered "ops".

Why did you have to turn this into a sexist argument? OP was clearly just joking around and not trying to suppress non men

Lots of men can't grow a beard! Reading sexism is GPs comment says more about you than about them.

As someone with a lot of indio blood, I can't grow a beard. But I did grow a sense of humor. Kindly fuck off.

> Kindly fuck off.

After you

Also, not everybody has such a cool Christmas sweater!