Maybe someone can write an insurance contract that future DAO authors can hire, as an alternative to interventions. It would have to be bug free.
Step 2: Find someone foolish enough to accept the other side of the insurance contract, in a world where "insurance fraud" is no excuse
Step 3: Use Ethereum maliciously, stealing your own Ether under another identity
Step 4: Collect insurance
Step 5: Profit (in Ether)
Step 6: Good luck turning your Ether into actual money when people figure out how broken everything about it is
Is there any extant insurance company that would want to review my code in exchange for a lower premium?
If not, why would one be willing to do this for a flash-in-the-pan cryptocurrency, but not a useful, real-world device?