Are your friends selfishly taking up time trying to talk to you when you could be adding more people to your friends list instead?
Do you have a craving for increased amounts of non-genuine social interaction?
Has your life become so depressingly repeatable that our algorithms can accurately represent your superficial chatter?
If so, we've got something for you: SMART REPLIES!
SMART REPLIES! For when your communication is so valuable and necessary it doesn't need you!
SMART REPLIES! Yum clams! So cute!
SMART REPLIES!...if you thought twitter and social-networking was inane, you ain't seen nothing yet...
Edit: I apologise, i just had a reflex reaction. Wow...this is the world we're making for ourselves...